Game 14 - Gamechat
Pong 14
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Game Settings for Pong 14:
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* Mulligan until Turn 10 (may request any number of restarts)
* Draft leader from 3 random (Each player assigned 3 random civs, player chooses one)
* No AIs civs
* Uses Pong Difficulty Mod
* Map: Continents and Islands
* Standard Size (8 players)
* Standard Sea Level
* Disaster level 3
* Timer: Dynamic Turn Timer
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Joe03/12/2020
Session 1 Begins. Turn 1, 4000 BC
Horselover Fat03/12/2020
War has been declared on our extremely good looking and intelligent people
Joe03/12/2020
2740 BC: Sumeria declares warcart on Korea
Horselover Fat03/12/2020
We are so smart, that we fear we might die to their carts pulled by what appear to be giant hairy babies, probably
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[8:42 PM]
Their long ears remind us of when we were all dragons, cum dragons
[8:42 PM]
Totally happened
[8:47 PM]
The Korean capital falls to Sumeria
Telrenaur03/12/2020
The Brotherhood has conquered the feeble Korean capital of Gyeongju
Horselover Fat03/12/2020
Our hearts cold, like our cold intellectual style
[8:48 PM]
Soon our small nearby city will also be conquered
[8:48 PM]
There was nought to do
Telrenaur03/12/2020
The Koreans begged for mercy and yet still slaughtered our scouts.
[8:54 PM]
These offenses are not taken lightly
Horselover Fat03/12/2020
Sumeria offered us friendship
[8:55 PM]
Then attacked us without warning
Horselover Fat03/12/2020
We are just ghosts now
[9:02 PM]
Goodbye everyone
[9:02 PM]
The luck Dragon was not with us today
[9:03 PM]
As soon as we were born, we were slain.
Zar03/12/2020
RIP
[9:03 PM]
Too soon
Darren03/12/2020
wow
Telrenaur03/12/2020
The brotherhood seeks peace with all who it considers equals
[9:04 PM]
do not be alarmed
Darren03/12/2020
Behold people of the world - the citizens of Russia have come to believe in a great deity, which you shall soon know of: all hail the Great Scorpion!
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Joe03/12/2020
A Mali scout looks on as the top blows off Mount Rangitoto. A megacollosal eruption takes place, but only kills barbarians foolish enough to have settled nearby.
Joe03/12/2020
The Mali have iron for sale. We have no idea what it's used for, but it seems important, and we have a lot. Send your proposals!
NicoDemonous03/12/2020
We too have horses, and truffles to trade
[10:01 PM]
After a great start and then a early tussle with barbarians we finally feel we can start to send trade routes again and use horses for trade
Joe03/12/2020
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Joe03/18/2020
Session 2 Begins. Turn 65, 440 BC
Darren03/18/2020
Warcarts amass along Russia's borders. Are the peaceful worshipers of Scorpions next to be slaughtered?
Telrenaur03/18/2020
Greetings, it is I, Lord Gilgamesh of Sumer, High Brother of the Brotherhood. Sumer is governed by the Council of Brothers, better known as the Brotherhood. We are a people who are not from this world. We are heavenly beings. Our bodies images of perfection and our strength unmatched by the mortal races. We have but one goal: To return from where we came and to reclaim our rightful place amongst the stars. Long ago, the foul sorcerer, Malekith the Usurper, grew jealous of the bounties and luxuries enjoyed by the people of the heavens. He worked his foul magic and began to sew seeds of division between the peoples of Heaven. Slowly these seeds took root and evolved into open conflict. The war for the heavens had begun. After thousands of years of fighting all that remained were four men. Malekith struck at this opportunity. He launched himself into the heavens and challenged each of these men to a duel in front of the High Father himself. The men were tired from thousands of years of war and stood no chance against the fresh and sly sorcerer. One by one he defeated them and the High Father deemed them unworthy of the heavens. As punishment he cast them down onto this forsaken planet. Upon waking, and no longer under the effects of Malekith's spellwork, the four men agreed to put aside their differences and work together to take revenge upon Malekith and reclaim their rightful place in the heavens. To this end they formed the Council of Brothers. They exhausted their remaining magical energies to construct the capital city of Uruk and populated it with halflings. To this day we hope to achieve greatness once more
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Joe03/18/2020
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Joe03/18/2020
The Sumali Alliance is forged, as scientists and wise-men of both empires freely move between them.
Telrenaur03/18/2020
The favor was not ours. The Caucasus mountains bought the Russian the time they needed to erect tall barriers that prevented our marauders from entering their villages. A pragmatic peace prevails for now
Joe03/18/2020
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March 19, 2020
Zar03/19/2020
Ola amigos! I'm Zardro, leader of the party animals in Brazil! From the beginning our people loved to party, watching the monkeys playing in the trees and listening to the melodies of tropical birds. The jungle inspired us to create a society where everyone is happy and partying all the time!
Recently our master mixologists came up with some righteous science projects and discovered gunpowder. Now we have fireworks and smoke machines for the party! Our artists and architects built us a sweet Temple and Colosseum to party in as well. Now our people are ridiculously happy! We even have some incense and tobacco if you're into that kinda thing 
, but no pressure amigo. All are welcome at the jungle party (especially if you bring wine)!
, but no pressure amigo. All are welcome at the jungle party (especially if you bring wine)!Darren03/19/2020
Let it be known that Russia and Brazil have stood as friends since time immemorial. We can attest firsthand as to how their party goods come in handy to warm the bones down in the frozen south.
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Joe04/02/2020
Session 3 Begins. Turn 99, 740 AD
Zar04/02/2020
Woe are the city states who encounter the ruthless desert dwellers!
Joe04/02/2020
Telrenaur04/02/2020
Let it be known that Sumerian diplomats love gold and can be persuaded to support proposals
Joe04/02/2020
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Telrenaur04/02/2020
The people of Sumeria will not allow pagan scorpion worshippers in our lands
Darren04/02/2020
Don't fear Scorpions! They're quite friendly when you get to know them
Nate04/02/2020
And medicinal too, so I hear.
NicoDemonous04/02/2020
Oh world help us our Brazilian neighbors are staging on our border
NativeMinotaur04/02/2020
Let it be known, Egypt has proven the world to be round in the year of our lord, 1120 AD.
Telrenaur04/02/2020
The council of brothers has been forced into exile in the remote city of Lagash due to the over zealous heretics who worship the scorpion
[9:27 PM]
The council rejoices! their brethren from Mali have come and have begun vigorously denouncing and debating the pagans resulting in them fleeing
Joe04/02/2020
Brazil, technological leader of the world, declares war on Mongolia.
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Joe04/02/2020
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April 9, 2020
Nate04/09/2020
Telrenaur04/09/2020
The Sumerians have grave concerns regarding the aggressive moves made by the Brazilians. We were told they enjoyed partying but weren't told their party functions included excessive blood letting!
NicoDemonous04/09/2020
This is very true and peaceful Mongolia is the victim
Nate04/09/2020
Zulu is curious about the exotic wars of the East, but we know little of those lands or its peoples.
Telrenaur04/09/2020
Our contact with the peaceful people of Mongolia leaves us questioning why such violence is necessary. Our brothers embarked upon a journey to the distant lands of Mongolia. We found them to be peace-loving horsemen. Despite their love of peace it was apparent they are a martial race. We hope they are able to utilize their horsemen to defend their territory from international encroachment.
[8:03 PM]
Let it be known, the Sumerians believe in the sovereignty of all peoples. The lord shall judge those who violate international law
Zar04/09/2020
Sometimes the party gets too big and you have to seize your boring neighbor's property to accommodate everyone! Such is the life of true party-goers. The wet blankets must be sacrificed!
NicoDemonous04/09/2020
We would prefer if you judged with a sword instead of a hymnal
Joe04/09/2020
Session 4 Begins. Turn 122, 1220 AD
Telrenaur04/09/2020
We do as the divine tell us. It is through the high brother that we receive the messages of God.
[8:09 PM]
This era has been one of change for the people of Sumer. The treacherous worshippers of the scorpion infiltrated our lands over night and undermined the influence of the Brotherhood. Despite our best efforts their influence could not easily be purged. We appealed to the fair people of Mali and have begun to accept Allah as a more just lord than that of the vile scorpion.
[8:10 PM]
The scorpion is just as foul as the southern people who espouse his ideas. They both inhabit hostile climates and commit acts of treachery.
Darren04/09/2020
Come on, the Scorpion is great! It's so very cuddly. Why not worship it with us?
[8:10 PM]
"Acts of treachery??"
Telrenaur04/09/2020
The people of the south mask the danger behind this scorpion figure. For the scorpion is an ugly creature equipped with two large claws. It is these claws that foes pay attention to... all the while the true danger is hidden above in their tail. It contains a deadly venom that will lull you to sleep while the scorpion approaches to kill. The apostles of this fiend act in similar ways. They approach, a people as ugly as any, and fling their venomous words until you are lulled into a deep sleep. It is during this sleep that these people commit their foul acts.
Joe04/09/2020
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Telrenaur04/09/2020
Sumeria celebrates the spread of Islam
NicoDemonous04/09/2020
I concede
Telrenaur04/09/2020
Let it be known that in the year 1440, The high brother of Sumer swears fealty to Allah. Our God forsook us as the Scorpion worshippers ravaged our land. Allah protects us. We welcome his servants
[9:37 PM]
Let us loyalty be observed and proven by the construction of a synagogue in Uruk.
Nate04/09/2020
Ouch! The scorpion stings!
Telrenaur04/09/2020
In response to the abuses of the scorpions, Allah's faithful have declared holy war upon the infidels of the south
Joe04/09/2020
Brazil declares war on Yerevan, the most peaceful and faithful people in the world!
Darren04/09/2020
I'm sure they had a good reason
Joe04/09/2020
I can't possibly think of one!
Zar04/09/2020
The cowardly Mongols hide their last remaining city behind Yerevan in attempts to evade our crazed party-goers.
Joe04/09/2020
Go around!
Telrenaur04/09/2020
Sumer experienced profound change over the past years. The assault by the vile scorpion worshippers undermined the authority of our peoples traditional council of brothers. Our battle against this despicable ideology would have been lost if not for the assistance of the pious Islamic traders who operated in our many settlements. From the north, the scholars descended and corrected the behaviors of those who had been lost to Scorpionism.
[10:11 PM]
During a second invasion, a great scholar emerged in the city of Uruk. Ibrahim Bundu, who claims descent from the prophets brother, bravely fought the scorpion cultists who attacked Uruk. In retaliation for these actions, Sumer had declared a holy war upon the followers of the Scorpion. Allah had brought us advanced weaponry and a cause worth fighting for.
In our darkest hour, Allah and his prophet saved us. It is now our duty to rid the world of these scheming infidels. Their innovations and affronts to God cannot to tolerated.
[10:12 PM]
The people of Sumer clamor for a new government based upon the principles of the Sharia and soon we shall have it. In accordance with the writings from the clerics of Mali we are establishing a new way of life.
[10:13 PM]
Since converting, our people have become profoundly more productive. In the image of the prophet himself, many of our people have become merchants. The trade networks they establish have brought wealth never before experienced to Sumer.
Darren04/09/2020
The poor Scorpion is always misunderstood.
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Telrenaur04/09/2020
Furthermore, the construction of a Ribat along our southern-most border protects us from the heretics and all enemies who would oppose Allah
Zar04/09/2020
Though we love the jungles of our Homeland, for many years Brazilians sought to party in other regions as well. Beach parties, desert benders, and snowy getaways were once merely in our dreams. But now we have made them a reality!
Our neighbors, the Mongols, were nice enough, but their idea of a good time was pretty lame. In fact they were a traditional, backwards people who couldn't stand the thought of hosting our raucous parties in their cities. Our party goers would have none of that, so we loaded up on explosives and took it to 'em! They couldn't match our crazed partiers, and victory was swift. Now Mongolian horses are used for drunken rodeos and mounted kegstands! Party on!
In another fortunate turn of events some partiers participating in a remote desert music festival (clothing optional) discovered rich sources of oil and coal. Now we can blow up nearly anything that gets in the way of the party!
April 10, 2020
Nate04/10/2020
Joe04/10/2020
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Session 5 begins: Turn 141 - 1500 AD
Nate04/16/2020
Terrible storms devastate the Zulu heartland
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Zar04/16/2020
Brazilians know we can party harder together and adopt Communism!
Nate04/16/2020
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Darren04/16/2020
Russia and the Zulu celebrate a historic trade deal!
Nate04/16/2020
Zulu enjoys the finer things in life. We wouldn't call ourselves Brazilian or anything, but we know how to enjoy ourselves.
[9:16 PM]
Mali has denounced the evil deeds of Brazil!
Telrenaur04/16/2020
Ur burns as the Russian cannons continue their assault upon the lands of Islam
[9:23 PM]
Russian Cossacks overwhelm the remaining defenders in the smoldering ruins of the once great port city of Ur
Darren04/16/2020
Russia celebrates! At last the Sumerian invaders have learned their lesson. Twice they have started war and twice they have been rebuffed. This time it cost them the city they settled along our border, Ur.
Nate04/16/2020
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Darren04/16/2020
Russia generously spares Ur, though we considered razing it to the ground. Its people will surely be happier knowing the way of the Scorpion from now on though.
Nate04/16/2020
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Zar04/16/2020
The party is now out of this world as Brazil launches the first satellite into space!
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Darren04/16/2020
Meanwhile, the ages-long friendship between Russia and Brazil continues - a true example for the people of the world!
[9:31 PM]
We wish Brazil well in their cosmic endeavors
[9:31 PM]
They will surely spread our beloved Scorpion goddess to other worlds!
Telrenaur04/16/2020
The Jihad called by the cleric Ibrahim Bundu in Uruk so many years ago has ended. The fervor of Allah's holy warriors slowly decayed over time. With Ibrahim's passing, and the absence of the legendary scholars of Mali, our warriors lacked leadership to continue their righteous struggle against the pagans of the south. As the years passed the pagans developed ever more deadly weapons of destruction. Gradually they wore away at our position until the ancient port city of Ur came under direct fire from strange contraptions that seemed to fling hell itself upon its targets. Finally, Ur was reduced to a smoldering ruin... it was only then that the pagans rode in upon their horses and sought to forcibly convert the population and rebuild the city from the ground up.
[9:36 PM]
The king of Sumer was forced to agree to peace or risk losing his whole realm
Darren04/16/2020
Russia does not now, nor have we ever, wished harm upon Sumer. However we will defend ourselves with furious wrath and take whatever steps necessary to punish aggressors. Let us end the warring hostilities - this time permanently.
Session 6 begins: Turn 163 - 1685 AD
Nate04/30/2020
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Joe04/30/2020
1725 AD - Russia declares war on Sumeria
Nate04/30/2020
The world descends into global war!
[8:55 PM]
Sumerian allies, Mali and Egypt, declare war on Russia.
Nate04/30/2020
Joe04/30/2020
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May 1, 2020
Nate05/01/2020
Opening positions of the Great War for Ur.
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The Liberation of Jinju
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Supreme Leader Shakayronis of the Nationalist State of Zulu, would like to publicly thank our cousin and ally, Egypt and their leader Cleotaur @NativeMinotaur for 5,700 years of peace, communication, and cooperation. Our people had a humble, challenged start, and the Egyptian people were always reasonable and easy to approach, even when tensions or disagreements arose. Our cultures are hybrid versions of one another, and even our continent is a model of balance and harmony. Respect. 
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