Pong 12 - Gamechat continued


Though none were bold enough to take up arms against us, Arabians were beset on all sides in the end times. First by noisy Chinese rock bands, then by the ever-persistent Nipple Clamping apostles. However, our great faith in Allah prevailed. His faithful servants beat back the Perverted ones invading China and freed all those whose nipples were in pain. And the as the wonder of our moon landing was broadcast throughout the world, our people refused to become enamored with the neighboring Chinese culture. Just as Allah's prophets of old studied astrological patterns from the mountaintops long ago, our genius scientists and engineers pioneered into space. Now Allah's message is will not only be spread on Earth, but on distant planets throughout the galaxy!

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